TurkbyTone Rekkids

Talk to Bing

Turkbytone records - the vast empire which spans countries, unites all nations in peace, and is able to leap capital "T" in a single bound, wants to hear from YOU!

Just like the Tao, you're part of Turkbytone whether you realise it or not. Turkbytone is a symbol for individual freedom, as well as being the spiritual umbrella under which all peoples place themselves when it rains and you don't want to get your soul soggy.

At the moment, Turkbytone is a non-profit organisation existing only on goodwill and VISA.

YOU CAN CHANGE THIS! SEE THE LIGHT! BE BLINDED BY IT! LET YOURSELF BE LED TO A BETTER PLACE!! (Well, if the wind would let up, and the whole town of Palmerston North would move to a beach, it'd be quite good; probably better than a lot of places.)

Write to Bing at:

TurkbyTone Rekkids HQ
PO Box 1813
Palmerston North
Aotearoa New Zealand

Join Bing's Mailing List to receive occasional bits of wisdom from Mr Turkby;

or fill in the form below to contact him!

Dearest Uncle Bing Hey you, dog face! Listen to me now, freak! To my friend Mr Turkby

I am a big fan I am a large wind-generating appliance I am a rabbit I like what you do by yourself in your bedroom I cannot stand your so-called music ,

and
I think you are pretty Your features are pleasant I like your dress sense I've seen you buying clothes with mum .

My favourite new phrase is:
Crumble me humbly, chum. Thrice daily, please. Pleasant. Flamin' arse! You amuse me, have a dog biscuit. .

I have a personal message for your eyes only, you big hunk of string vest, and it is:


My favourite lollies are:
spaceman candy sticks.
tangy fruits.
any free lollies.
any free lollies except those from old men in raincoats.

Bye for now, my little madeira cake See you at my place later Love from Aunty May Yours deceitfully

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